The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.
by Waggawoop March 8, 2024
Get the Martins Mommug. Co-Founder Tea Party Patriots. Tips, Tales, and Thoughts of Peach State. Christian, Conservative, was Republican now American. Live laugh love. Uncomfortable with same sex anything.
by BuckSuck February 7, 2021
Get the Jenny Beth Martinmug. The best girl ever, I love her so much. I’m so happy I met her she’s the best thing that ever happened to me. She’s so sweet and funny and kind and caring and smart. And so hot too. Like 10/10 stunning
by july29 March 23, 2022
Get the Amy Martinmug. Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.
He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.
by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021
Get the Martin's Chilimug. by notrueshoodie September 13, 2025
Get the Martinmug. If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.
by THE FUCKING LORAX October 8, 2019
Get the al-martinmug. He is a handsome and tall man from Norway. He is not a ordinary bur a better gentleman who is very good at school. He had good grades and was funny. He allways got you to smile. Even when you were sad.
by MJnorway March 2, 2017
Get the Martinmug.