something that sex-crazed teenage boys can say that they screwed "last night" so they can build up their egos and feel better about their pointless lives.
Josh said, "Oh I screwed Noah's mom last night."
Everyone else shook their heads and left as quickly as possible.
Everyone else shook their heads and left as quickly as possible.
by Blair February 5, 2004
Get the Noah's Mom mug.I took Robin out for dinner at Burger King and after small talk, went back to her place and gave the bitch - cock up her ass all night long. She is one easy mom fuck. the kids were asleep. did not even hear her squeal like a pig.
by tapped that too July 6, 2006
Get the mom fuck mug.Just like a soccer mom but one who has kids in sports (soccer) and loves to get it on and flirt with the dads at sports matches.
by calligirl781 August 1, 2010
Get the sucker mom mug.Gobi's Mom is the biggest hottest milf in Ontario. she is soo hot, so loose, so hot. She's Easy too. come and get some today.
by Gobi's dad April 18, 2005
Get the Gobi's Mom mug.Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.
(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*
by observant teenager March 5, 2009
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Mom Language (Or Mommy Language, Mama Language, etc.) is a language that only mothers speak. Mothers, as we all know, ALWAYS have a ton on their mind, so they don't always remember things that they don't need to remember. So those that have none of importance just exit their brains.
Skin pants are those skin-tight pants that emo or goth people often wear.
A Chumbra would be a taquito, those tortillas filled with meat and that kinda stuff.
MANYYYYY other terms from the Mom Language.
A Chumbra would be a taquito, those tortillas filled with meat and that kinda stuff.
MANYYYYY other terms from the Mom Language.
by I'm amazing. Don't deny it. June 28, 2009
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