dreaded single male

Often seen as DSM and used in lifestyle (swinging) conversations to refer to the stereotypical single male. These are often men of any age who assume that they will get laid or can be crass given the situation.
Did you hear about the jerk DSM at the party last night? He thought he could just grab me and have his way.
by miathyria March 03, 2005
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Based Sigma Male

A based sigma male is a man who is Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, most likely psychologically unstable, and is most importantly of all, a physically fit or at least physically normal male human being with little to no friends.
John Johnson: I was banned from social media
Joe: For what
John Johnson: For being too much of a based sigma male
Joe: Based
by SigmaGigachadster May 27, 2022
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Brad male Karen

Brad aka male Karen.Lowlife know it all accomplished nothing yet is the authority on all things.Like everything,name it, start discussing it be assured Brad knows.Karen supporting him. He's the brains she's the action and the one w/ any sort of declarable income, mostly to fund Brad w/all things new and cool and most definitely undeserved. Brad, a for real asswipe schmuck douche canoe.Brad who doesn't drink yet spends five out of seven days at "the bar." Brad most definitely a male Karen spent a third of his life incarcerated for scamming old women from false contracted construction jobs and incessant drug abuse, but everyone else has the issue. Brad the fattest cracksmoking greasy as$ dipshi# you prolly have ever seen. Brad the aristocrat the educated gentleman procured from imagined authority right from the trailer park.Brad as with all Karen's NarcissistBrad male Karen, produces, builds, repairs, enhances nothing. A leach, a drain on society in all ways. Brad, well known to the police, familiar w/the penitentiary, jailhouse lawyer . Brad male Karen to the max. The dumbest most clueless sack of shi# in no way do you feel sorry for him. Hated by everyone.b/c he argued w everyone..Yet continues to spew his knowledge and insight at all times. Brad from the his day forth is...the male Karen. Fuck Brad/male Karen.
Brad male Karen And here we have a a complete Brad yet again running his mouth about shi# he has no knowledge of with the aire and authority of complete confidence. There is a Brad male Karen for sure, you can tell by the cheap schmuck cologne he is soaked in, his off brand yet oddly worn and kinda ragged "nice clothes." A most perfect example of a Brad male Karen is the stereotypical used car salesman. And yes it is true, Brad male Karen has mostly been a used car salesman for employment, literally.
by Generic whiteboy October 15, 2021
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Male Pattern Blindness

An affliction suffered by both men and women, however most often by men. It is marked by an enthusiastic penchant for assigning certain bad habits as something women do, and inexplicably not noticing it when men do the same thing in the same frequency.
(in the car)

Brad: OMG! Get off the phone lady! Freakin women always have their cell phones out!

Marla: Brad, you txt and drive all the time. That guy over there is talking on the phone. And the guy next to us is also texting. Everywhere I go there's a dude talking on a cell phone. I can't walk anywhere on my college campus without being stuck behind both girls AND guys on the phone.

Brad: (*snort*) Na-ah!

Marla: You have a bad case of Male Pattern Blindness.
by YouKnowItIsTrue November 19, 2011
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Meta-Male

Coined by Felix Kjellberg Meta-Male; the Above all male, of any male species. Meta-Males are typically feared by Alpha-males. And unlike the Alpha, they actually respect others (especially Women) and be caring but still can be protective and stronk at the same time. Like the Ideal male, that everyone wants to be with/look up to.

An Example of Meta-Males are:

•Felix Kjellburg
Ethan Klein

•Corpse Husband

• Keanu Reeves
Cody Ko
•Kurtis Pogger
Sorry Owen, I think Alpha-Males are disgusting. Meta-Males is where it’s at. 🥴
by Not_Sai September 16, 2021
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Beta male

A beta male is one in which does what the alpha's do to fit in and possibly mate one day to let his beta offspring feed off others.
E.G. John Asidao which hangs arounds chicks and gets them to fall for him, Cyle Tanschuk who gets others to fight for him
P1: Omg like Cyle is such a Beta male
P2: What? why?
P1: He's getting these bitches to fight me!
P2: Sounds like Cyle needs a lesson
P1: YEAH!
by Slavco is da best May 24, 2019
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Richard (male Karen)

Richard and Karen have been together since High School.
Richard LOVES mansplaining.
Richard seems to think he's everyone's father and will give out unsolicited and/or unwanted advice or even make decisions for any female he feels needs his paternal wisdom.
Which is usually all of them.
Richard usually waits in the car while Karen is shopping, which takes a while since she often needs to talk to the manager. Richard is not happy about how those ungrateful millenial store employees treated Karen. These young kids just don't understand respect! You see, back when Richard was a boy....
Richard just mansplained to me how I've been vacuuming the floor wrong all my life. Thanks, Richard (male Karen)!!
by Kindasorta4678 May 15, 2020
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