lobbie

In golf when you try and play a Lob shot and miss hit the ball making it only move by a couple of yards.

I had to chip over a bunker but had a Lobbie and duffed it in to the sand.

by Mixy67 September 22, 2018

LOBL

Lock on before launch.

LOBL is preferred over LOAL.

by ferengi timelord November 16, 2018

lobster cock

An evocative description of the member of Bertram Winkle, star of the Disney Channel show "Jessie." It can be described as resembling a cooked lobster tail, butter and mashed potatoes included, in both form and function. It is known to have thick ribs running across its width and some have said that its girth is larger than its length, though this fact has been disputed by some sources.

-Hey you wanna go to Lobster Fest at Red Lobster tonight?
-Nah I already get unlimited lobster cock from daddy Bertram, hit celebrity star of the Disney channel original show "Jessie."
-What the fuck is wrong with you you fucking disgusting cock ass bitch ass.

by DaddyBertram February 16, 2020

Cocktail Lobotomy

Being extremely drunk and being very happy. On the way to blackout city.

"Look at Joe over there, he's drank so much that he's had a cocktail lobotomy"

by Zven January 30, 2009

Silent Lobo

When you put your thumb in between your middle and ring finger and stick the pinkie and pointing finger up to look like a lobo. It's meant to tell someone to close their mouths an listen to what you have to say.

CAN YOU STFU BEFORE I SILENT LOBO YOU?!

by AliceMonique June 7, 2009

Human Lobsterism

The "Boiled alive" effect of high pressure, high temperature steam bursting into a confined space and searing the skin off the personnel in said space. Occurs mainly on board vessels, where less than intelligent choices are made that result in human lobsterism. Related to the cooking process of lobsters, who are boiled alive and cooked to a tender perfection. You will want to avoid steamy baths at ALL TIMES.

After a screaming metal sound rings throughout the engine room...
MMC King: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE

EM2 Calvert: I don't know! We were playing Wizards and ET2 Hansen cast a lightning bolt at me to I threw a wrench at him... Then he picked it up and started using it to loosen stuff... he said he was casting "Steam Jet"

MMC King: You FUCKING WIZARDS WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ANYTHING THAT LOOKS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT? HE LIKELY EXPERIENCED HUMAN LOBSTERISM! Do you have ANY idea how much paperwork I'll have to do?

by Nuclear Ordinance February 27, 2012

Purple lobster

The act of dipping one's penis into a lady's quim, and then slapping her female friends face with it.

See last night, I ruined Sandra's hot box and then gave Ethel a right good purple lobster

by Alexander.darren88 October 7, 2016