July 16th

The best people are born on this day. They can be annoying but they're the best at football. They are nice and would do anything for you.

Hi when's your birthday
Its July 16th
CAN WE BE BESTIES PLEASE

by Ghoulix November 6, 2021

July 15

Go to your bestfriend and slap their butt

Me:Hey *Slaps butt*
Her:YO wtf
Me:It's July 15 bestfriend

by NatsRatHole October 7, 2021

July 21st

NATional NAT Day. The one day of the year where Natalie has special time with a subject of her liking.

“Hey, Miles did you know today is July 21st?”
“No. What’s today?”
“It’s the day Natalie chooses between you and Owen to have some fun.”

by stankgingerluvr July 21, 2021

July 21

July 21 is national ask someone out day. They can’t say no! Go ask someone out.

Hey Layla it’s July 21 so wanna go on a date?

Yes

by youraputa July 21, 2021

July 24

National slap your sister day.

national slap your sister day is July 24 where you slap your sister every time they are being annoying

by Shawxx July 24, 2021

July 25th

National slap your aunt day

*slaps aunt*

aunt: WHAT WAS THAT FOR DJENUDNEISVDID
me: its july 25th

by cherriPOP July 24, 2021

Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.

Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.

by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021