One stop shop

When you go to a place dedicated to drugs.
Don't worry we'll be back soon it's a one stop shop.
We don't need to call ch'all guys ,my guy is a one stop shop.
I'm heading to my guy he's a one stop shop.
by Carmanute January 31, 2016
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Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 13, 2024
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grudge shopping

Shopping when you are mad at your man and want to get back at him. Spending his money when you're mad.
My man ticked me off so I went and did some serious grudge shopping to get back at him. He will think twice before doing it again.
by grudgemomma April 30, 2011
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Knowledge shopping

Person who uses others knowledge as there own for commercial purposes, without paying person or persons for knowledge accrued
John offered an interview to a candidate through a recruitment agency So that he could find out how to design a square, because he'd never designed a square before, and didn't want to get sacked by his boss for a lack of skills and knowledge he couldn't be bothered to update. So John knowledge shopped the skills from an undergraduate pretending he had a job on offer when he didn't. This practice is called knowledge shopping.
by Samhall June 15, 2015
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A conflict at a meat shop in Livingston concerning a dripping wet man covered in spoiled meat operating a ford vehicle carrying taliban weapon technology
Did you hear about the Livingston meat shop incident?
by Barry1987 November 30, 2024
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Corner shop

Where year 8’s get their vapes and Lucozade and the paki shout at you for not liking curry
Dave:OI GET ME A LARGA FROM THE CORNER SHOP!

Peter:FUCK OFF THE PAKI IS A CURRY Muncher
by Dave_the_dickhead August 10, 2022
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Corner shop

The shop where year 9s can get their vapes from without being ID’d. Most Corner shop Bossmans either don’t know that you need to be 18 or they don’t care that you are underaged.
**Year 9 goes to the corner shop**
Year 9: Wagwan Bossman. Let me just get a Blue Razz Lemonade Elfbar.

Bossman: Sure fam. That’ll be £5.00. Would you like a bag?
Year 9: Sure bossman.

Bossman: Will you be paying by cash or card?
**The year 9 knows that their parents can see all the transactions made on their bank account and their parents could possibly catch them buying vapes so the year 9 chooses to buy it with cash**
Year 9: I’ll be paying by cash, Bossman.

Bossman: Thank you. Have a nice day.

**the year 9 now uses the vape and makes sure to hide the vape in their underwear when they go back home so the parent can’t find it.**
by Oscar31782 October 18, 2023
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