internal ejacultion

when u sit on ur own cock and u cream in ur own ass

Leeroy: DUDE I LOST MY VIRGINITY
Ceebus: No way how

Leeroy: I found this new thing called internal ejacultion, maybe u should try it when u get home "wink"

by coochiepuncher69420 September 20, 2023

International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.

Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025

International Threesome Day

International threesome day is celebrated on the 21st of January every year. This is when three individuals get together and have sexual intercourse.

I can't wait for international threesome day.

by Memes.n more January 19, 2022

International shorty party day

You are allowed to snatch a shorty and throw them into the air without their permission

Happy international shorty party day alila!

by 5'4" guy October 22, 2020

International Bedon's day

Bedon's day is an international holiday that has people celebrate any Deboms existence. Bedon's Day takes place April 11th.

"Bro it's international Bedon's day !"
"How"
(They kissed)

by Emakmu April 7, 2021

International kawesi day

October 14th was the day that the yonkou kawesi "kaidou" holland was born; his yawn had enough power to blow entire forests away,his footsteps shook and tore the foundations of the earth,one time he was caught in a black hole and he absorbed it,one time he drank the whole of Neptune and left it as dry as Nigerian water pumps because he was thirsty.

In other words

He.is.him

"Bro it's October 14th that means it's international kawesi day"

by Kawesi October 13, 2022

International baby cow day

A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd

International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?

by goshdarndiggitydammit April 10, 2024