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Homo Hattus

A Homo Hattus is a humanoid species however they are NOT to be confused with Humans. A homo hattus will wear a hat wherever they go. If said hat is removed their brains will be exposed as their entire body forms around the hat. A homo hattus also can only breed with their family members. Due to this their sister is also their: Aunt, Mother, Daughter, Niece, Grandmother and Granddaughter. A homo hattus is dangerous seeing as If you attempt to remove the hat, They have a defence mechanism called beating the shit out of you.
Wow. Look at that Homo hattus, We should steal his hat. *Homo hattus hears and turns around, 5 seconds later they are both dead*
by TDS-RN September 6, 2022
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no homo

NO HOMO IS LITERALLY SAYING “I’m gay but don’t tell anyone”. Usually acts as an escape clause when you want to out yourself but you're not yet ready to say it upfront
My best friend told me that they want to marry me and my gay ass said "sure, no homo." to not make things awkward between us.
by milamilady16 April 2, 2021
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no homo

No homo is a term created around the 1990s, the term is used mostly by men to get out of situations that make the user look or feel gay/lesbian
Johnathan: I'd smack dat ass

Quantavious: Ayo!
Johnathan: No homo though
Quantavious: that's cool then
by Archibald George Wilson March 8, 2023
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Part time homo

A closet homosexual that only receives the male penis part of the time.
by White will October 21, 2008
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No Homo

Often used when saying something that can be found homosexual to implie that u are not gay or gey.
by UGEJ April 3, 2018
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Disposable Homo Erectus

A young black, flared nose, feces-breath, chromosomally-challenged person who contributes nothing to society. One who won't work, smokes marijuana all day, plays video games, breeds with any and all females, can't speak proper English and commits crime without regard for others. Ashamed of nothing. Offended by everything. Entitled to to do as he or she pleases. Constantly accuses others of racism.
jaQuan is a Disposable Homo Erectus. He's always running from the cops in stolen cars. I guess he won't live to see 21.
by Thinman529k January 10, 2025
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homo high five

I came home early from work and My roommate was giving another dude the homo high five.
by Shaun ness November 16, 2014
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