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THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB

best club for history everrrrrr, u gotta join bro!
PERSON 1: hey broski, i wanna join the history comp club
PERSON 2: OMLLLL U SHOULD BRO, THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB IS SO MUCH FUN
by History Comp Club Lover August 21, 2025
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American History X'd

Getting raped because your race mixer. Referring to the shower scene in the movie "American History X".
Dude 1: "Wow, you hear Jared got American History X'd in prison?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that was messed up. All because he hung out with a Mexican dude."
by Jerry Batsford July 29, 2022
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Canada's History

The act of having a moose lick one's genitals.
I went to Montreal after hearing about Canada's History
by Bachmelle February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

The act through which Stephen Colbert pwns the crappy studio apartment above America.
Holy crap! You just Canada's History -ed those socialists! Nailed 'em!
by Le Justier Masqué February 4, 2010
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AP World History

Everyday you walk into this class, your wrists will magically slit themselves. Many people recommend this class to people such as Hitler and Stalin, as it's such a fun class. This class will for sure fill up your notes app with suicide notes, sometimes you'll even print them out just incase you go vertical on your wrists. Don't forget the slew of work that's comes out faster than you can cry, don't worry though there's no time to cry. You'll find yourself staying up all night long just to avoid this slop of a class. Many people ask what you'll learn, simply tell them you learned how to write a suicide note in 45 minutes while answering the prompt.
Student 1: Hey I just signed up for AP World History!

Student 2: I have taken AP World History!

Student 1: What's it like?
Student 2: Grab a rusty razer and chew on it until you get tetanus

Student 1: What
by Thatuhpersonhahahaha April 7, 2025
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canada's history

Recently the comedian known as stephen colbert was in vancouver checking out the olympics when he was eaten by the mighty canadian grizzly bear!
"The future of canada's history looks alot brighter than that broke ass neighbor to the south!"
by egokills February 17, 2010
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History

History is the interpretation of all events from the past that lead up to the theoretical foundations and social consequences of the present day.
Oh my, what an amazing subject History is.
My mom loves History.
by Salsinats February 1, 2022
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