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Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)
Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.
by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003
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Glory boy

A member of Bravo Company who has perfected the art of sucking cock through a Glory Hole.
Did you see that glory boy deep throating? Yeah he is from B Co, what do you expect?
by Dadude October 10, 2019
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GoofyRetard

To have been Beaten so Severely to Cause mental difficulties, Sillyness, Unable to control bladder functions and to be utterly Stupid.
you've been beaten into a GoofyRetard
by Matthew Ohrenberg June 20, 2003
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Goofy Nigga

Jon Broyles
Jon quit being a goofy nigga
by Djanochained December 3, 2019
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Goofy Goober

Derogatory Phrase used against cotton pickers
by Cotton_Lover420 June 29, 2022
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Gloryblade

a lame & boring grown adult that plays a kids blockgame also known as minecraft and for 6 years
player 1: Im having too much fun rn.
player 2: im not /:
player 1: what are you doing?
player 2: watching gloryblade
player 1: o
by minemaner October 29, 2017
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Goofy Goober

by vegyburger November 17, 2016
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