This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).
Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."
by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022
The term "German Death Grip" could be defined as follows:
German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
Man 1: "My wife gave me the German Death Grip, her pussy wouldn't let go!"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"
German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"
German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
by vetchinarusskiy July 28, 2024
A:Why did Rome collapse?
B:Sustained attacks from Germanic Tribes along with internal issues causing it to split in two and weak leaders are mainly what contributed to the Roman Empire’s downfall.
B:Sustained attacks from Germanic Tribes along with internal issues causing it to split in two and weak leaders are mainly what contributed to the Roman Empire’s downfall.
by 2nd Roman Empire confirmed December 10, 2023
May 24th is bully a German day it is the day where you can bully any German person without retaliation aka they just have to taste it
Jimmy:haha you fucking kraut
German guy: Hey, das ist nicht schön
Jimmy:it’s may 24th national bully the German day so you just have to take it
German guy: Hey, das ist nicht schön
Jimmy:it’s may 24th national bully the German day so you just have to take it
by Icenineschills May 25, 2024
Licking the shit off a bulls ass after it takes a shit then proceeding to have anal sex with said bull
Cj:Man I had so much fun last night, there was alot of German BS going on.
Chris: DUDE thats nasty.
Nik: He has a point...
Chris: DUDE thats nasty.
Nik: He has a point...
by Creestofuh April 30, 2010
A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist
“Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”
by Jim reeve March 20, 2019
When you cum in a girls mouth, spit a loogie in her mouth, and a tablespoon of sauerkraut, then cover her mouth, plug her nose and shake her head to mix.
by ukrainiandevil21 December 11, 2019