The Golden Rule

"Treat others the way you wish to be treated."

It seems that most politicians -- especially Joe Biden and Donald Trump -- have forgotten The Golden Rule. It's time to reintegrate it into society once more.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021

Golden Snail

Vaginal thrush is a common infection caused by an overgrowth of Candida albicans yeast. This yeast lives naturally in the bowel and in small numbers in the vagina. It is mostly harmless, but symptoms can develop if yeast numbers increase. About 75 per cent of women will have vaginal thrush in their lifetime.

Symptoms you may experience if you develop vaginal thrush include:
Vaginal discomfort – itching or burning
A thick, white discharge with a ‘cottage cheese’ appearance and yeasty smell
Redness or swelling of the vagina or vulva
Stinging or burning while urinating or during sex
Splits in the genital skin.

"I was going down on this chick and she had Golden Snail, I nearly threw up".

by el capitán galante December 13, 2012

Golden Threesome

The third time a person has sex with two people at one time. That is, the third threesome. Analogous to golden birthday.

Any kind of threesome counts. Three girls, three guys, two girls and a guy, or two guys and a girl.

First, Dick slept with Jane and Sally. Then Dick slept with Jane and Tommy. Then, for his golden threesome, Dick slept with Angela and Tammy, successfully completing his golden threesome.

It may be many years before Dick pulls off a golden foursome.

by itsyallyall December 16, 2012

Golden Waterfall

A woman sits on the toilet with her legs spread. A man stands in front of her. They both pee in the toilet simultaneously thus creating a Golden Waterfall.

Last night my girlfriend and I made a Golden Waterfall!

by Smelly-V & Extralarge-D October 5, 2013

the golden cod

an award given to the dentist who has achieved the highest number of billable codding in a calendar year.
the award ceremony is usually held at harry ramsdens fish emporium and nightclub

mark my words, that's one sick rich bastard, he one the golden cod 2 years in a row.
'no thanks, i'll be having chips this weekend at the golden cod award

by pikey68 November 3, 2011

Golden Shower

The fetish in which an individual likes to get urinated on for pleasure.

Kamal: “Hey Fares, are you ready for your Golden shower son”

Fares: “Sure Dad, just give me a minute though. I want to finish watching my furry porn”

by Fallis February 28, 2019

Golden Shower

The strange sexual act, in which an individual will urinate on another.

Kamal: “Are you ready for your golden shower?”

Fares: “Yes I’am!”

by Fallis March 2, 2019