Constipated fart

The inability to successfully produce an effortless secretion of intestinal gas through the anus.

Warning** -The deliberate forcing of said constipated fart can result in undesirable faecal matter

I didn't know if I had a constipated fart or not, so I sat on the toilet and pushed,but nothing came out; not even a wisp of air. Therefore, I pushed with even greater force until a sudden release of unpleasant gas was excreted.

by Alekatie June 25, 2010

FART SWALLOWER

One who places their lips against the anus of another while taking a loud ripping fart into their mouth and gulping it down

Sherry sure loves to give rip jobs. Then that bitch locked on to my ass and became my fart swallower.

by Teninch Tool August 26, 2008

fart ninja

One who covers their nose with the collar of their shirt to avoid the odor of a heinous fart, thus resembling a ninja.

After eating all that broccoli,I turned the whole dinner party into a bunch of fart ninjas.

by Dave Beyer July 30, 2008

cut a fart

Pass gas. The old timey way.

He cut a fart, silent but stinky, and soon he had the room to himself.

by Anton Chigurh January 1, 2009

Thick Fart

A fart that's abnormally dense and therefore lingers in the air with a strong smell.

Damn, did you eat a burrito today? I can still smell your thick fart.

by Faranna December 8, 2007

fart cannon

An enlarged exhaust pipe that people sometimes add to their cars. The result is a fart-like sound from the engine. Some fart cans are just for show -- they only make noise, and don't make the car any faster.

This car modification is usually done to Asian import cars, but not always.

See related: Mitsubishi, Toyota, Honda, fart can

by Ryan Thompson January 15, 2004

fart fan

n.

1. the ventilating fan in the restroom that you turn on while you poop.

"make sure to turn on the fart fan when you're in there!"

by Christopher Garza February 4, 2005