pud fag

a person who is stingy with cannabis sativa. the illusive pud fag lives in the basement of his close friends and feeds off their nutella. there have been many famous pudfags despite their disability.
Also known as bruins.

M*** W****** is a pud fag.
God bruin! Yur such a pud fag.
Hey tweek-balls nice being a pud fag.

by Rock Shocka90 September 3, 2007

fag handles

the nice cuts men have on their bodies directing you to their goods. better know as obliques. They are called fag handles because it gives gay men something to hang on the while they are pitching. Hag handles are one of the most attractive things on a man's body to women.

Chelsea: So Andrew posted pics on his myspace and he totally has fag handles.

Laura: OH MY GOD *faints*

by Lawruh March 4, 2008

fag hag

Female friend of a homosexual male. Typically incapable of dealing with heterosexual males, the fag hag acts like the gay guy's girlfriend without actually having sex with him. Examples of such behaviour include hugging or linking arms with the gay guy, dragging him onto dancefloors while he is trying to seduce someone, and having an emotional breakdown whenever said gay guy looks dangerously close to going home with someone else. Fag hags are extremely insecure about their "friendship" and will not tolerate competition for their gay guy's time or attention. Gay guys have faghags because they make them feel emotionally stable by comparison and can be guaranteed never to have other plans when they need someone to go out with, but will generally ditch them as soon as they can find someone to pound their poopchute and won't make them watch Desperate Housewives until they lapse into a coma.

Mark's fag hag totally rapes Mark's social life.

by Steve Cheney May 12, 2008

fag it out

the act of acting in a gay or homosexual manner at a time when deemed inappropriate.

look at all these women.
screw them, lets fag it out.

by teh9spt April 5, 2010

fag smack

(verb) To hit another across the face with a lit cigarette in hand. Similar to a 'bitch slap' but to greater effect.

"Hassle me about smoking again and I'll fag smack you"

by sundaycoma May 23, 2009

Book-fagging

In essence meaning revision of study, except with connotations of both homo-eroticness, pretentiousness and a pure disdain for the act. Typically used in pejorative or neutral contexts.

Look at that prep, he's book-fagging his way through school.

I'm gonna be book-fagging tonight.

by RaymondLovesMen April 28, 2011

Fag-like

Adj. Another word for saying gay. While the definition of gay differs from person to person, in this case fag-like means lame. It can also be used to describe an action that would be typical for a homosexual.

-Dude, I got a C on my paper because I forgot to quote the title of the book.
-That's so fag-like. I can't believe the TA would do that.

-Hey man, do you think I should buy myself a pink scarf?
-No. That would just be fag-like.

by Pepperade December 6, 2010