Eric is a very smart attractive man. He is Italian with a thick sausage. He is 5’11 and makes a lot of money. He is pretty much the modern day Rico Suave.
Eric is never wrong and nothing is ever his fault.
He also has gods gift of becoming a virgin every new year.
Eric is never wrong and nothing is ever his fault.
He also has gods gift of becoming a virgin every new year.
Girl 1: omg who is that guy?
Girl 2: that’s Eric Vito he is the most perfect man.
Girl 1: Eric is so hot but I feel like he has so many bodies
Girl 2: No, it’s January first. He’s a virgin.
Girl 2: that’s Eric Vito he is the most perfect man.
Girl 1: Eric is so hot but I feel like he has so many bodies
Girl 2: No, it’s January first. He’s a virgin.
by Uhhhhmmmmm December 08, 2021
a baby back Mexican man lover , who steals leftovers. Fun to be around and good friend until he goes in the fridge and devours your leftovers.
Hey I'm going to bed , yall stay up and keep drinking..but don't go in my fridge and Eric the Mexican Randall me!
by Daddysmerk August 05, 2015
To put it well an absolute chad that has murder an entire orphanage with a screw driver and drank bleach because he was thirsty, stay as far away as you can because he preferably likes to touch kids under the age of 13.
by Not Spaz Man June 20, 2022
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