Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021
Get the Epic Snailmug. by Sluurrp October 15, 2019
Get the Epic Oofmug. 
the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
Get the Epic Fail Cowmug. by The Rainy edge February 17, 2021
Get the Epic Pro Botmug. what ben shapiro uses on twitter to show that it is good and that it is a fact, that doesnt care about your feelings
by HalfSICKO April 12, 2021
Get the This is epicmug. by plungebot August 2, 2024
Get the Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battlemug.