God Damn It Dylan!

When something goes wrong, it’s definitely Dylan's fault.

When in doubt, it’s always blamed on Dylan.

Why wont this equipment work?.. God Damn it Dylan!

by Dylinskiii May 28, 2020

dylan the uke god

the greatest musician of all time. Wielding his trusty $20 ukulele, he skillfully performs advanced pieces of music. His signature screams and edgy lyrics appeal to people of all ages

did you hear dylan the uke god's new album on soundcloud?

man i just busted a nut to dylan the uke god's music

by eeesquidward January 3, 2018

Dylan Shemon

Treats his body like a temple. Underdeveloped mind over developed penis. Doesn’t know the difference between screwing in a lightbulb and screwing your girl. Bang fanatic, but not the drink :|

Bitches be like “Dylan Shemon”

by Great gatsby nig May 21, 2020

Dylan is a gay boi

Dylan is a huge gay boi who looks like a walmart jesus

He is known for his miracles. Unlike Jesus who turned water into wine. He turned it into period blood

It is a well known fact that he sucked off his RS teacher Mr Farrell.

He is also a mad simp

Dylan has hair longer than rapunzel

oh yeah that's cause Dylan is a gay boi

by kanjara June 27, 2020

dylan st aubin

A leprechaun witha bad temper, ginger

At the end of a rainbow you will find dylan st aubin.

by Katherine Almeida December 21, 2016

Dylan Grant

Definition of Perfect. He knocks girls off their feet with one glance, & makes you fall right at "hello." Once you meet this kid, you'll never want to loose him. He WILL become the oxygen you use to breathe. He's the most down to earth guy you'll ever come across in life. He has the cutest smile & always compliments the ones that mean most to him. He's just your all around perfect guy. <3

There's no one comparable to Dylan Grant.

by swinqyourhipsx3 October 18, 2012

Bob Dylan

The most amazing song writer to ever walk the earth.
All of you who disagree aren't worthy of his music.
Check out his poem, " Last thoughts on Woody Guthrie", if you disagree. That will change your mind forever.

Bob Dylan, fuck he is amazing!

by Kfjdskfjk June 20, 2006