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dan lengel

Some one who doesn't shut the fuck up. One who needs a muzzle as his Christmas present.
Dan lengel-i just found a skateboard it was awesome i love to skateboard.

Liz-shut the fuck up.
by fuckdan2 January 27, 2014
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Dan Feng

Dan feng is a character from the hit game, Honkai: Star rail.

He's so fucking hot i would've let him spit all over me and split me in half with those two double decker dongs.

Every time i look at a picture of that pretty princess i cream over the screen and hope he rides my face.
Person 1: Do you know Dan feng from Honkai: Star rail?

Person 2: He's so sexy, i want to breed that man.
by ArrowShark February 4, 2024
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Stunt Man Dan

An awesome Stunt Man who is really kind and has lots of friends he loves Xbox and a wide varety of music but mostly old songs and Owl City
"Did you see that Stunt Man Dan video?"

"You'll never be as good as Stunt Man Dan!"
by NoNoNoNONOOOOO October 10, 2011
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Dan

Dan is your typical short bestie he is funny and he knows everyone he is quite loud and talks alot he is also mean to his friends he will buy u chocolate
Dan don't be such a doughnut
by Sophlouiseg January 4, 2020
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Dan

Miles: hey Dan
by cosmostars September 19, 2025
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Dan

Most adorable person out there, not as adorable as my Dan
UwU Dan
by Bakugou:) November 1, 2019
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Dan Caddick

There is very little known about this being. Simply put, Dan Caddick is proof that there is indeed a higher power somewhere out there. The most aesthetically pleasing man to walk the Earth, able to seduce any woman who so much lays eyes on him. It's speculated that he is the root reason that envy and jealously even exist amongst men in the first place. Rumour has it that his cock rivals in length the city of Paris and that it was in fact his cumshot that was responsible for the nuking of two Japanese cities during 1945 in World War 2, but this was later covered up by NATO. It is believed that Dan Caddick originated from the Bermuda Triangle and that he is in fact the younger brother of Godzilla, who turned on him due to jealousy over his beauty and immense cock size. The KGB believes that he was indeed captured and held in Area 51 for a brief period of time, but was extracted by a specialist team lead by Dylan Ashworth and the motive remains unknown. Reports estimate him as being millions of years old as hieroglyphics depict him putting dinosaurs in headlocks and being the shit out of them. A lot remains unknown about Dan Caddick. Well renowned professor Dr Lewis Whitehouse and his team remain determined to investigate into this enigma further.
Man 1: Hey why did your girl leave you?

Man 2: Dan Caddick.
by N1SS4N GTR July 5, 2022
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