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blind drunk date

Meeting somebody for a date whom you met when you were completely drunk, and don't remember what the person looked like
Fred: Man I was to wasted yesterday night... I think I'm going to text her for a blind drunk date
by arneh April 12, 2012
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Dates on urban dictionary

When people put their birth date on Urban Dictionary and say a bunch of kind stuff about people born on that day.
Example of Dates on urban dictionary

People who were born on April 8th are the most kindhearted, sexy, and amazing people on the planet. They are amazing in bed and make a good boyfriend/girlfriend.
by BigSmoke40 November 30, 2020
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Reid’s Dream Date

General men, such as Reid’s, have one too many dream dates. There are many options for dates. Reid prefers small men, in stature and pp size. But a lot of pubic hair that completely envelopes the pp, so u can’t see it. Take him out for some nice dinner and pornography. Than he likes it when you just strip everything off him when the date is over. Lastly start jacking him off in his underwear. DO NOT TAKE OFF THE UNDERWEAR!!! He doesn’t like it, he has to get use to u.
Jimmy: Mommy what’s that Reid is doing through the window?
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!
by Joe Is The Name December 15, 2019
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Break up Date

the last time two persons in relationship went for an outing together before breaking up with each other. a couple, lovers.
Jamie: Jim!! this dinner could well turn into a break up date for Kim and Kanye if we didn't do something soon.
by Goti B May 11, 2015
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Triple date

It when you have a group a friends, preferably 3 boys, 3 girls, and they all go out with on each person in that group. ;)
Max: I like Caitlin

Caitlin: I like max
Max: wanna go out?
Caitlin: YES

Flynn: I like makayla

Makayla: sorry i don’t like u
Flynn: darn
*a while later*
Makayla: I like Flynn now
Flynn: FUCK YES. Wanna go out?
Makayla: sure

Nic: erin do u like me?
Erin: no
Nic: *dies Inside* well I like u

Erin: do u like?
Nic: I like u
Erin:... :O

*few months later after talking all the time*
Erin: I’m falling for u

Nic: holy fuck

Erin:...
Nic: wanna go out

Erin: sure

*they all live happy ever after, and they are sometime awkward but they are all getting closer*
All: we should hang out n Albany

Erin: triple date ;)
by randopando2 June 25, 2018
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Alabama Prom Date

Her prom date was Ringo the billy goat. What do expect an Alabama Prom Date to be?
by TBagger2008 August 30, 2009
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South Tampa Date

When a guy texts a girl to come over after he is done eating, and tells her to grab a redbox movie on the way over. Upon arrival, he explains to her that the only working DVD player is in his dark bedroom. He then tries to rape her before the previews are over.
Hey nancy, did you have a nice date with johnny? No, it ended up just being another south tampa date. :'(
by black panthurr December 8, 2012
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