blowing the crotch out

When dry humping to much you rip or tear the, crotch of your jean shorts off.

Yo man I spent all last night at that party blowing the crotch out with that girl Ariella!

by crotch business February 12, 2015

crotch it up

pull it up. Applies to pants, underwear, panties, and other undergarments.

Yo, we're gonna be late just crotch it up and let's go.

by Mike Viggers March 10, 2008

crotch gnome

A mythical creature that lives within a womans vagina to protect her from losing her virginity, it eats any cock that tries to enter within the gnomes residence.

"Oh, man! That bitch must have a crotch gnome, because my dick Vanished!"

"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK! MY DICK! AHHHH!" -you
"Oh did I forget to tell you my parents just installed a crotch gnome?" - my sister

by peeinstrong February 27, 2008

crotch burners

A company that specializes in laser hair removal.

I'm not looking forward to tomorrow, I have an appointment with the crotch burners.

by SmokingJacket December 07, 2010

Crotch Dusting

The act of lining up and pressing the anus up with the opening of the vagina and passing gas. The Gas enters the vagina as a fart but exits as a quiff.

Guy 1 - "I got away with crotch dusting some broad last night.."
Guy 2 - "Diiiiiirty"

by nineninenine January 13, 2010

crotch bite

When a girl's pants are so tight they ride up in the front. See camel toe

At the gym the lady with the spandex on had serious crotch bite.

by Inovidable October 20, 2007

Crotch Pocket

When sitting Indian-Style, (Native American-Style to be PC), the 'crotch pocket' is the little triangle where the legs cross.

'Yo, dude. Where is my Bic?'
'It's in my crotch pocket.'

When the cops rolled through, Capone hid the bowl and marijuana in his crotch pocket until they rolled past.

by MachZRo September 17, 2009