When sitting Indian-Style, (Native American-Style to be PC), the 'crotch pocket' is the little triangle where the legs cross.
'Yo, dude. Where is my Bic?'
'It's in my crotch pocket.'
When the cops rolled through, Capone hid the bowl and marijuana in his crotch pocket until they rolled past.
'It's in my crotch pocket.'
When the cops rolled through, Capone hid the bowl and marijuana in his crotch pocket until they rolled past.
by MachZRo September 17, 2009
The pocket of air created between a person's crotch and pantyhose or tights that are gradually slipping down with regular wear.
by Megan P. November 12, 2008
What driver or passenger of a car uses when he/she fails to get one of the few precious cupholders in a car, and is forced to put the ice cold drink between their legs, usually just below the crotch region.
Aww Man! i have to use my crotch pocket to hold on to my drink because my stupid Buick only has two cupholders for 5 people.
by MC Razzle Dazzle August 11, 2009
by Mike Viggers March 10, 2008
A mythical creature that lives within a womans vagina to protect her from losing her virginity, it eats any cock that tries to enter within the gnomes residence.
"Oh, man! That bitch must have a crotch gnome, because my dick Vanished!"
"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK! MY DICK! AHHHH!" -you
"Oh did I forget to tell you my parents just installed a crotch gnome?" - my sister
"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK! MY DICK! AHHHH!" -you
"Oh did I forget to tell you my parents just installed a crotch gnome?" - my sister
by peeinstrong February 27, 2008
by SmokingJacket December 07, 2010
The act of lining up and pressing the anus up with the opening of the vagina and passing gas. The Gas enters the vagina as a fart but exits as a quiff.
by nineninenine January 13, 2010