chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.

Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!

by Major Broseph January 26, 2009

Over this crap

An exclamation of wanting to be rid of a problem or situation. Can be used as a 1st or third person expression.

1st person: My car battery just died after getting it from the shop, I am so friggin over this crap!

3rd person: Stacy's kid is always sick, she is so ready to be over with this crap.

by SaphirePhil January 16, 2019

crap-aray

stock of books you keep in the crapper ,for reading and other stuff..
(if you know what i mean....)

john, why are the pages of this magazine in the crap-aray, all stuck together?

john:what do you think?

me :eweeeew

by 8055 March 21, 2014

Crap hat

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett

Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄

by Chicken.wings May 24, 2021

half crap

when one craps halfway out ones anus

"yo bro when i saw that i half crapped in my trousers!

by dr right wing August 17, 2014

crap rat

someone who eats crap

i am a crap rat...i like it with sweetcorn

by moshababe August 01, 2006

eat crap munch scat

exactly what it says

Willy P: I eat crap munch scat
Everyone else: yeah you do

by currysandwhichrabbit December 12, 2021