dirty porcelain cowboy

Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.

Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy

by Art Izenkowskis March 23, 2024

Cowboy egg lipstick

A series of emojis used by Syko to screw with the cookie he loves the most.

“What does cowboy egg lipstick mean?”... you tell me what you think it is. ;) <3

by Sykoskit February 5, 2021

Get your head out of your cowboy hat

The pg way of saying “Get your head out of your ass,”

Lmbo get your head out of your cowboy hat 🤠🤠🤠

by Lmbo_cowboy_hat June 12, 2019

cowboy update

A) verb, to- to get one's news from doc-med sources such as Facebook, Twitter, etc...

B) noun- the actual news that one reads on soc-med

If you are a fan of a cowboy update definition b), and want to get a cowboy update definition a), please learn how to think critically.

by Sexydimma May 26, 2017

cowboi

A person (usually a man) riding on a horse he had in the back (🤠) wearing a cowboy hat, in a country vest with boots that's black to match.

* walking down the old town road*
person 1: "yo did you see that cowboi?"
person 2: "yeah! he had a noice hat!"

p1: "did he cheat on his baby?"
p2: "yeah, you can go and ask her!"

by drinkyouryeeyeejuicekiddos May 29, 2019

Dallas Cowboys

The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.

The Dallas Cowboys lost to 49ers in the Divisional Round.

by Mrcdogs20 January 24, 2023

Cowboy's Dinner

The act of furiously jerking off while throwing up into a toilet.

"Just walked in on Matt making a cowboy's dinner."

"I don't know what I drank last night, but I woke up in the bathroom with a Cowboy's Dinner infront of me"

by robohobo_ March 18, 2017