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colon cricket

A term used to describe someone who enjoys exploring another person's rectum with their fingers, tongue or penis.
Shannon Malcom is a colon cricket.
by Paul Lanier February 14, 2008
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colonizer

someone who is white and likes pickles, mustard, peanut butter, and a girl name abi
matt is a colonizer,
by a_bssssssss October 28, 2020
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gabe's colona

a really gay kid that has no friends. everyone hates him except for like one girl and maybe some gay kids.
Gabe is gay.
He has no friends.
Gabe's Colona? More like Gabe's Colon.
by Pat flann June 20, 2006
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Colonel Ghadaffi

Derived from British army slang, the NAAFI is the agency that used to provide shops on Army bases. During the working day, soldiers would go in for tea, toast, read newspapers etc.
The Colonel, Ghadaffi.
Are you coming to the Colonel Ghadaffi for a brew?
by Nick Piggott July 19, 2006
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BYE COLONIZER

A phrase used by content creators and their moderators to dismiss trolls before issuing an invitation to the Block Party
BYE COLONIZER 👋🏼
by EvilChicken82 October 16, 2021
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Colonel

A stocky man of medium height, very solid build, tends to draw himself up to full height when excited, or early in the mornings. Very poor sense of balance, becomes ill and vomits easily, especially when being talked to. Very popular, especially among ladies, talks to anyone. Enjoys the occasional flap in the wind. Cousin to Princess Sophie.
by South hi November 30, 2003
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Colon Crockpot

The end result of too much procrastipating (wasting time by sitting on the shitter) until after an excessive amount of time you realize that you didn't actually shit, but now it's too late and you have to get off the pot (ttl;cs - took too long, couldn't shit) just before you turn into a HPC-DB (human pressure cooker - dirty bomb) you first go through the stage known as the "Colon Crockpot"
If he didn't make it home soon, the pungent aroma leaking out of his Colon Crockpot wasn't the only thing that will be leaking out!
by Ferenczy June 7, 2016
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