Coffey

Family of drunken morons. Think they know everything but thats so not true...very selfish

those Coffey boys are the biggest jerks i have ever met in my life.

by pooperscooper19 October 16, 2008

Coffey

aka a flid (meaning retarded or spastic) talks about stuff that doesn't make sense

Coffey kicked a pigeon and said im Hench ! and then after asked his friend for cookies making no sense of the situation.

by Mr Butt ( D for dead donkey July 20, 2010

fairweather coffee friend

Someone in a coffee club who drinks coffee when it suits them but only drinks tea when he or she doesn't want to make coffee for the rest of the group.

Emma was a fairweather coffee friend because she was unwilling to be a permanent member of the office coffee club but didn't hesitate to drink coffee from time to time.

by C713 October 2, 2010

Coffee

One that is coughed upon.

I have coughed on you, you are now a coffee.

by Andrew Cham July 21, 2008

Cup of coffee

A British swear word that means fuck off. for example the referees in world cup were told to learn the new British swear words. When you say have a cup of coffee it means fuck off.

Wayne: Say have a cup of coffee loud as if you are angry.
Wayne: Thats brilliant its sounds if i am saying *********

by IOSS June 19, 2010

vietnamese coffee

A sexual position as to where the female is laying on the edge of the bed and her legs are hanging off, and she's gettin' it from the dude who's standing on the floor infront of her.

"AWW YEEAH.. Guess who's going out for some Vietnamese Coffee tonight!!!"

by Pustullio April 30, 2006

Coffey522

Also known as coffeychicken, a Coffey522 is a latte loving, metallic compound poo'ing, friendly mouse friend. To pull a Coffey522 you have to be awesome, pro, and love lattes.

(rwosie) COFFEY522 OMG YOUR SO COOL =DDDDDDDD
(Coffey522) Tell me something I don't know.

by rwosiemouse December 1, 2009