Choke the chicken

1. spank the monkey

2. hug the hedgehog

3. jack off

4. masturbation

etc.
Guy 1: dude , im horny im gonna go choke the chicken

Guy 2: wtf?
by M dizzle up in this hizzle August 04, 2008
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chicken

A very good slalom skateboarder, member of team SSS and owner of Pocket Pistols. Resides in the OC.
"Chicken won the worlds again"
by ickboy February 01, 2005
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chicken

you have more chicken than me!
yeah I'm a D and you're an A
by just call me blond January 18, 2005
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Chicken

What Dcyl calls himself and other individuals like Dooms or Fors.
Dcyl is a chicken. (/me command)
by Forsakn June 11, 2003
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Arabesque Chicken

A sprawling, eccentric bird native to the woodland and marsh of central New Jersey. It boast an incredibly high-pitched cry, which often serves as the first warning of sweets in the area. The males have a thick, dark plumage, and their mating dance involves hopping on one leg while flapping their wings. The mating call bears an uncanny resemblance to the popular tune, "I don't want to be a chicken", which researchers worldwide agree to be an ironic bit of evolution. As of late, loss of the Arabesque Chicken's natural habitat has caused some of them to migrate into the educational system, terrorizing the community.
The Arabesque Chicken boldly squawked its arrival, while the other woodland creatures reluctantly acknowledged its presence.
by tceferP January 14, 2011
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chicken scratch

Excessively messy, unreadable handwriting. Usually similar to; if not, a serial killer's handwriting.
Man I couldn't read the note he wrote me. It was straight up chicken scratch, on the real.
by Foxy June 18, 2003
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chokin the chicken

Placing your hand on your penis and moving it up and down in a fast motion.
Also called "Whacking off".
That slut val said she wants to watch me when i'm chokin my chicken then suck it.
by Jack Meoff July 11, 2003
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