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Cum Jar

The Cum Jar is the way for the men to pay respect to the hundred, the thousand of babies that will never been born, sending their semen to rest in that untouched sanctuary.
- Honey, mom gave me this jam jar with Jar Jar on it as a present for you
- I will put it into good use, I will make it my next cum jar. Real men use cum jars. Not sockets.
by obso September 5, 2019
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Cum Brulée

Occurs when a girl is giving a guy hand or head. As the guy is cumming, the girl takes out a bowl and fills it with the cum. She then sprinkles sugar, takes out a propane torch and "brulées" the cum. And voila! You have cum brulée!
In the hopes of receiving another cum brulée, Freddy called Cindy 32 times.
by Louiza Suckonic March 7, 2008
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cum bag

a girl who has far to much sex resulting in her being full of seman!
I bet that dirt bird had sex last night!
yeah shes a total cum bag!
by mike January 5, 2004
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cum snort

after recieving a bj u expload on a plate and make ur feamle partner snort it up..
bro i gave ur mom the biggest cum snort last night..
by j-tizz May 13, 2005
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Cum Canyon

A stank ass vagina,
a vagina that has been busted in too many times
a vagina that hasn't been douched
After last night, I will never go hiking in that girl's cum canyon.
by ThaBadApple July 25, 2010
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Cum vibe

Vibe of the cum
I have cum vibe vibe cum
by Cum viber March 2, 2020
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Cum Balls

Cum Balls is the ammunition for a sling shot.

First cum in a condom and blow it up just slightly, Tie it at the end. So its a small ball. Load sling shot and fire.
Hey Abby! Come over here so I can fire my cum balls at you!
by wouldntyoulovetoknow666 August 3, 2010
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