clay butt

The lengthy messy wiping process that results in a clay like, tacky matter. Usually a result after eating sloppy greasy foods.

Robert had such a mean case of clay butt that he became so frustrated after wiping for a great amount of time that he punched a hole in his wall and broke his phone.

by Cam Spurback January 12, 2018

Clock Butt

When one twerks their ass in a rhythmic fashion. Used like a metronome to keep musical timing.

I was having trouble keeping time whilst playing the piano so I hollered to my bitch "Yo girl, gimme some clock butt".

by cryptoanon November 17, 2018

butt-flush

In poker, the second best flush possible given the situation.

I had the king high butt-flush, but he had the nuts.

by benofmn July 15, 2013

butt bin

when a human rectum is used to dispose of semen

woodies bum was used a a "butt bin" haha he is so gay

by consolations December 21, 2013

Pistachio Butt

A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.

Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!

by /weird February 12, 2019

Clock butt

A butt so fine you can tell time by looking at it.

Damn girl, show me that clock butt!
I need a clock butt to find out if i'm late for the meeting.

by etang600 November 17, 2018

Butt Vulture

Someone who never has cigarettes of their own and lingers among groups of people (usually friends) waiting for them to pull out their cigarettes so he/she can bum one.

It is from this act of scavenging for cigarettes and the fact that the only trace they ever leave behind are cigarette butts that they are given their title.

*Person 1 sees Person 2 grabbing a cigarette from his pack*

Person 1: Hey bro can I bum one of those? I'll give you one tomorrow after I go to the store.

Person 2: Dude this is like the 5th time you've said that tonight.

Person 1: Come on I'll buy you a drink later.

Person 2: Just take it you damn butt vulture.

by Vyrion November 2, 2009