Beef Dogg

Scottish Legend! Man who guys wanna be and women wanna be with.

There is Beef Dogg....He is a Legend!

by Beef Dogg April 19, 2008

Beef curtains

When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum

Her beef curtains smack like a retarded kid chewing gum

by Funny guy 199 March 12, 2017

Slippy Beef

1)Something that is quite far from the truth or has just slipped past the truth (like slippy beef)

2)Just beef that is slippy like a bannana skin or something.

"SMOKING CORNED BEEF!!, I just killed the dog!, I knew I shouldn't have fed it caviar!"

*wife walks in*

"Oh sweet mother of beef!, what have you done to Mr Snuffles!?"

*husband thinks of some slippy beef (thinks of a lie)*

"Seriously dear he had a heart attack, I heard him squealing and I came in as fast as I could, but Chuck Norris had already escaped!!"

*wife obviously thinks he's lost the plot*

by Captain Corned Beef April 28, 2008

fecal beef

or, more properly, foecal beef.

n. The fetid substance within the colon that is the result of the digestion, or partial digestion, of a large slab of beef.

"Dude, I ate the biggest fucking steak of my life last night, and now my insides are exploding with fecal beef."

"Honey, what did you have for dinner at that convention last night? The toilet is clogged with foecal beef."

by BenTheGrate November 29, 2009

Beef Hopper

A person's mouth or pie hole.

Hey missy! Shut yer beef hopper!

by the Hogspanker April 20, 2006

Skinned Beef

When you have so much repeated sex your dick is absolutely raw and sore.

We never left the hotel room all weekend. Needless to say I got some skinned beef now.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

beef hangover

When the amount of beef consumed is greater than or equal to the size of one's dome, causing severe lethargy, ADD and angina; you cannot get a beef hangover from fast food

Dude, I just had a huge burger at <insert name of local burger joint here> and I have the worst beef hangover.

by flettch August 18, 2008