Beanicide

When your coffee gets purposely spilled. This happens by a friend or pet most often.

My cat brushed up on the table trying to commit beanicide.

by RadioJ August 6, 2025

beaner

A way to express your true American self & show that you hate hispanics. Mostly you want to add "wet back" and "border hopper" after you say this term. It's a way to make fun of hispanic individuals and make friends. If you want to get more racist call the a "border bunny".

Joe: "Hey you see that hispanic person walking?"
Trump: "Yeah that border hoppping beaner?"
Joe "Woah, don't make fun of his race, they have cute young latina girls."
Trump: "You're right, I want a torta on my face right now."

by ndottyneverlackinalwayspackin October 1, 2025

Beanism

Beanism is the someone or something that is short or small, almost the size of a bean.

My friend suffers from Beanism and can’t reach the door knob

That pencil has Beanism, it can hardly be used

by Noxishades November 20, 2025

Beaner

An advanced practitioner of Bean Play™, mastering levels from sprout to full legume enlightenment.

You know John Doe is a Beaner right?

by Max Levio November 28, 2025

Beanis

A clitoris. An elusive sex organ believed to be located at the anterior junction of the labia minora that is fun to play with yet very hard to find.

“Get over here woman and let me rub your beanis!”

“Helen I’m so glad you shaved your love pudding so I can gaze upon your beanis!”

by Ivana jizonew January 24, 2026

Beanhead

A man (typically in his late teens to 30s) who adopts a performative “alpha” persona marked by gym mirror selfies (upper body only), permanent black sportswear, and a diet consisting largely of Monster Energy and Carling. Often associated with blacked-out BMWs or other tastelessly modified cars, an inflated sense of toughness, and online “sigma male” or Andrew Tate–adjacent views.

Characterised by emotional insecurity, toxic masculinity, and a hair-trigger temper — particularly after a few pints — making them prone to unnecessary pub confrontations and loud declarations of dominance over trivial matters.

Synonyms: Fuckboy, Roadman, Gym Bro

“He squared up to someone over a spilled pint — absolute beanhead behaviour.”

by G.Money9871 January 29, 2026

Beanious

Of; or resembling a bean

"Very beanious of you :p"

by Poplopio January 31, 2026