Beach Brain

When one has spent too much time at the beach and feels lazy and tired due to overexposure to the elements.

"Bruh, I spent all day at the beach chasin' them swells and now I have beach brain. I can't even think straight, hombre"

by dj bradford October 1, 2015

Beach my whale

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.

by SearchFHG October 25, 2018

Beach

The euphemism of the English b-word, excluding the meaning ‘female dog, brood bitch’.

You beach!

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

beach brutus

you smell like donkey deck

i dont like beach brutus

by picklerick019 June 29, 2021

miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.

Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.

by miamibeachbum305 December 9, 2021

buff beach broccoli

Palm Trees:)

Palm Trees are really nothing more than Buff Beach Broccoli

by rickyboi41 February 28, 2022

Beach Slop

When a Guy gets a blowjob on the beach

Ayo look at that guy over there, looks like hes gettin some beach slop.

by Oopsjaydiditagain June 9, 2021