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Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure
His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried
by Dat laddy July 26, 2022
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Leading on bastard

a leading on bastard is a ex that you got back together again, but lead you on making you think that they actually like you, but instead they were just using you for your feelings and not for who you are as a person
Person 1: I can't believe he would do that to me, he's a leading on bastard!!

Person 2: I'm so sorry for you I hope you get better
Person 1: thanks..
by Xxx little_sh*txxX March 2, 2023
mugGet the Leading on bastardmug.

Half faced bastard

A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .
Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?
by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016
mugGet the Half faced bastardmug.

one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.
girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!
by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011
mugGet the one-balled bastardmug.

Titty Bastard

Trans Woman: Omg I start my HRT today!
CIS Troll: TITTY BASTARD ALERT!!!
by Exogear April 19, 2018
mugGet the Titty Bastardmug.

kill deck Bastards

A name given to someone who uses a kill deck in marvel snap
Person 1:dude i finally made it to omega but those kill deck Bastards are still everywhere

Person 2:yeah man there god damn parasites
by bobiscool533 April 26, 2025
mugGet the kill deck Bastardsmug.

Fat bastard

The perfect detention is Refaz The Fat bitch, Fat bastard ( A person who eats whatever Is known to exist
Refaz the Fat bastard ate ma sister
by Hussein23786 May 28, 2018
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