by Scubatroupe December 9, 2008
Get the flips balls mug.The chunky sludge with a pungent bouquet, puked out from deep within the nut sack. The type of semen that needs to be scooped versus smeared off with someone's dirty shitrag. If it has the opportunity to slide downhill, like being burped out a blown open asshole or gaping puss, it leaves behind snail marks while maintaining its form. In a wanting mouth, the yoke can be chewed with your pink licking stick.
Don't cum in my ass. I want to taste my shitpipe while shucking down your ball oysters. Or, squirt one out in me so I can plop out these ball oysters on your chest.
by Kissel August 22, 2023
Get the Ball oysters mug.When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.
My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.
My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.
Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.
Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.
Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.
Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.
Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.
Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Get the Crop Balls mug.by Ex-mentally ill June 18, 2022
Get the no balls july mug.The latest trend in personal hygeine and massege devices that massages the ballsack, while drying the gooch.
Hey Matzek, can I borrow your new ballgyroscope
Dude!, the ball gyroscopes at wallgreens are half price.
Dude,if your going to use my ball gyroscope at least clean it and put it back in my wig drawer.
Dude I was in class and my ball gyroscope fell outa my gym bag! I was so embarrassed!
"My ball gyroscope got caught in my ass pupes man!" "No way dude that's sick" "Yea I know, I gotta do some serious manscaping"
My balls got stuck in the ball gyroscope so long they lost circulation and fell off.
Dude!, the ball gyroscopes at wallgreens are half price.
Dude,if your going to use my ball gyroscope at least clean it and put it back in my wig drawer.
Dude I was in class and my ball gyroscope fell outa my gym bag! I was so embarrassed!
"My ball gyroscope got caught in my ass pupes man!" "No way dude that's sick" "Yea I know, I gotta do some serious manscaping"
My balls got stuck in the ball gyroscope so long they lost circulation and fell off.
by Chief slap-a-ho March 4, 2011
Get the Ball gyroscope mug.She piano-balled me, and I liked it. They were like heaven on my balls.
He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.
He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.
by floopdahg May 4, 2019
Get the piano-balling mug.A glorious large ball of shiny silken threads, adorned with the finest velvet ribbons, and the sparkliest golden fringe and "pearls" that dangles from above. When you gently tug on the bulbess knob at the end of the dangly pearl string, the most delightful music box music will caress your eager earholes with fanciful notes.
Oh, Mama... Is it my turn to tug on the dangling, pendulous knob of the most magnificent bingle ball?
by O.G. Princess Leah December 29, 2018
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