scorching balls

An extreme heat

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

Up balls

When the penis is so big it weighs enough that the balls are pressed to go above the penis. Creating Up balls

“Hey did you hear that Jake has up balls?” “Wow I didn’t know it was THAT big”

by Coob Upballs March 3, 2021

Ball oysters

The chunky sludge with a pungent bouquet, puked out from deep within the nut sack. The type of semen that needs to be scooped versus smeared off with someone's dirty shitrag. If it has the opportunity to slide downhill, like being burped out a blown open asshole or gaping puss, it leaves behind snail marks while maintaining its form. In a wanting mouth, the yoke can be chewed with your pink licking stick.

Don't cum in my ass. I want to taste my shitpipe while shucking down your ball oysters. Or, squirt one out in me so I can plop out these ball oysters on your chest.

by Kissel August 22, 2023

flips balls

Freak out

My dog flips balls when boys with hats enter the room, and then attacks them.

by Scubatroupe December 9, 2008

Crop Balls

When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.

My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.

My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.

Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.

Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.

Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

crystal balling

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix

Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.

by Fcukboi January 8, 2020

Bufunga Ball

The Next big olympic sport bufunga ball consists of sitting parallel to each other and smacking a yoga ball in ones teeth named after the great bufunga

Yoo wake up early tomorrow we going to big daves to play bufunga ball
Damn i got a killer headache that bufunga ball really hit

by Billy La Bufunga March 15, 2023