ex boyfriend

He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.

I should of known my ex boyfriend wasn't going to marry me but I had to learn the hard way.

by MCBL March 5, 2017

Dead Boyfriend

noun: a romantic partner that is essentially dead to the world. Completely unreachable to everyone except their partner.

“celebrating 5 years with derek!!”

“who?”
“exactly”
i love my dead boyfriend

by luckydamutt January 15, 2024

Backseat Boyfriend

Someone waiting for you to dump your shitty boyfriend so they can treat you better

Ryan has been such an awful partner lately, I think you need a backseat boyfriend

by Caytain January 6, 2022

my boyfriend

the most amazing, caring person you will ever meet, and hes the only person ive ever loved and i will never love anyone more than i love him

i love my boyfriend

by thatssussy September 4, 2021

De-boyfriendizing

The act of stripping your significant other of their title. The term is generally used against boyfriends when in the process of breaking up. Other terms may include de-girlfriendizing and de-partnerizing.

Get de-boyfriendized sucka!!
It was great while it lasted, but im de-boyfriendizing you.
This man just got himself de-boyfriendized.

by KatGames101 February 24, 2021

boyfriend effect

The boyfriend effect is basically when your boyfriend comes to visit your place (or you go to visit his) and somehow your room ends up looking like absolute anarchy. The boyfriends presence somehow made the room go from completely organized to post apocalyptic…even though he literally didn’t do anything…and no one knows why.

“Sorry girl! My room’s a mess! I had it real clean this morning.”

“Don’t worry about it! Did your man visit today?”

“Yeah. He just left actually.”

“Aah that’s why then…it’s the boyfriend effect.”

by Miloca March 23, 2024

National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023