bestie

Someone you weightlift with and then make-out with in the locker room.

I just went to the gym with my bestie!

by jammiieeee May 30, 2007

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Bestiality

The act of being sexually involved and gaining sexual pleasure from a non-human species. Most commonly performed with dogs, cats, and occasionally farm animals.

I was home alone and just starting to undress and rub my clit, when my dog walked in the room. I had an idea, albeit not a very new one, to commit bestiality. I walked to the kitchen and grabbed the jar of peanut butter, a knife, and scooped my little dog up. We went to the bathroom for some privacy, as the windows were open. I opened up the jar of peanut butter and slathered it all over my tits and inner thighs, then as an afterthought between my pussy lips. I sat on my feet with my legs spread and started to massage my clit. With my other hand I took a bit of peanut butter off my tit and gave it to my dog, then pull her closer. She slowly started licking my left breast, taking her time as I pounded my clit. She moved on to my right boob, then my right inner thigh, then the left. Just as I felt like I was going to cum, she started licking my sensitive folds. I let out a gasp as I came harder than I had ever before. She licked every last drop of my cum.

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besties

Besties (noun) to be in the state of every hilarity and laugh constantly, but cry too and just spend too much time together listening to amazing and amazingly crappy music and dancing and cooking and living in the chalet and shopping and coffee-ing/vanilla milk-ing at Javasti.

The besties are going to go paint the town.

by Lilmspolkadot January 25, 2009

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