A Movie Bastard is a person who destroys any enjoyment to be found in a film via spoiling every single goddamn aspect of the story and characters.
Bob - “Woah! That kid is a weirdo!”
Sam - “No he’s not, he just sees dead people.”
Bob - “Fuck you Sam, you’re such a movie bastard!”
Same - “Ok.”
Sam - “No he’s not, he just sees dead people.”
Bob - “Fuck you Sam, you’re such a movie bastard!”
Same - “Ok.”
by Mystical Idiot December 2, 2023
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Bastard used to be a not nice thing you called a child whose parents weren't married. But now it's a more general insult hurled toward a jerk or bad person. Bastard can also simply mean fraudulent.
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