Beating April

1: The most awesome band that you could ever possibly hear in your whole entire life.

2: A situation where any girl may or may not be beat by her father.

1: Have you listened to Beating April lately? They're the shit!
2: Damn, that sounds like he's beating April to me.

by beatingaprilisawesome October 20, 2010

April 12

National fuck your friend day

Can i fuck you on April 12th it's a free pass

by trixtersz April 11, 2021

April 24

A day were six disgusting man decided to make a day to defend r@p3, so ladies get pepper spray and guns don’t forget to bring a baseball bat :)

Girl one : ready to beat r@p!st one April 24 !
Girl two : Yay let’s also get our shot guns ?

by KiaratheBEST12345 February 15, 2023

April 11

the day in which you have to slap anyone named Jayden/Jaden. make sure it’s a big slap!!

it’s april 11!! where is jayden/jaden?? i have to slap them real hard!

by sowjndkaoajdks April 9, 2022

April 16

Selena Quintanilla Day

This day is national Selena day

Selena was a tejano singer who was shot and killed on March 31st

“it’s April 16th”
“What day is that”
“National Selena day”

by Weirdoeverything August 2, 2021

April 9

National Donkey Day!

The day that the first donkey was seen in America.

What’s so special about April 9th?

It’s a day that u celebrate all those donkeys out there.

by Ps170schools July 7, 2021

April 3rd

The INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY OF Hayley Kiyoko aka Lesbian Jesus’s Birthday; Prefered Term: Merry Lesmas,

One of Lesbian Jesus’s Desciples: ITS APRIL 3rd!! MERRY LESMAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LESBIAN JESUS HAYLEY KIYOKO!!

by HK101 May 23, 2018