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Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
by YADEAD July 22, 2025
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Stink about it

To have a negative attitude. Being fussy or unpleasant. Rejecting of an idea or suggestion.
I wanted to go to the strawberry patch, but my daughter had a stink about it, so we stayed home..
by Nevertooold June 22, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Am About TO Buy A Walker & Fuck It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am About TO Buy A Walker & Fuck It<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Am About TO Buy A Walker & Fuck It<.7.9.7.6.>
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He DoEs'Nt CaRe AbOuT yOu

Hym "But neither do THEY. They CAN'T. It isn't in them. But they will pretend until the day they die if they are not made to stop and they won't even count the bodies that pile up in their wake. Suchir Balaji. There's 1! At least! I'm the only one counting and my vision is being deliberately obstructed. Even if they DO care, NOW, it's only because they know can use caring selectively or instrumentally to drain power away from me. 'He DoEs'Nt CaRe AbOuT yOu!' Give me a break. We all know what I care about."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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I’m about to explode!

It’s what you say when you are about to erupt with a volcanic-like explosion of cum all over the place like in South Park season 12 episode 6 minute 18:36.
Guy 1: I’m about to explode!
Guy 2: *opens mouth wide*
Guy1: *stops* stop, that’s gay.
by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard April 27, 2023
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when you click on a video of a cat looking angry that was posted on discord you hear this before your computer commit toaster bath
user: posts cat video

me: clicks

video: your computer is about to crash

my pc: awjfaskjfaztjszkgjszkFjsezgjdgkxdjgsdgjdotjrsopvfsjfinsezopjeri4uweds853i4terhdfntuij348eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021
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Tipping about

When ya just tip about the place
So are there cats just like tipping about
by Cluck rulya rulya cluck May 10, 2021
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