General men, such as Reid’s, have one too many dream dates. There are many options for dates. Reid prefers small men, in stature and pp size. But a lot of pubic hair that completely envelopes the pp, so u can’t see it. Take him out for some nice dinner and pornography. Than he likes it when you just strip everything off him when the date is over. Lastly start jacking him off in his underwear. DO NOT TAKE OFF THE UNDERWEAR!!! He doesn’t like it, he has to get use to u.
Jimmy: Mommy what’s that Reid is doing through the window?
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!
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by arneh April 12, 2012
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No, I'm not justifying procrastination what do you mean
No, I'm not justifying procrastination what do you mean
"Did you do your homework? It's due next week."
"No way brother I am a firm believer of the Due Date Theory. If it's due next week I'll do it next week."
"No way brother I am a firm believer of the Due Date Theory. If it's due next week I'll do it next week."
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People who were born on April 8th are the most kindhearted, sexy, and amazing people on the planet. They are amazing in bed and make a good boyfriend/girlfriend.
People who were born on April 8th are the most kindhearted, sexy, and amazing people on the planet. They are amazing in bed and make a good boyfriend/girlfriend.
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Max: I like Caitlin
Caitlin: I like max
Max: wanna go out?
Caitlin: YES
Flynn: I like makayla
Makayla: sorry i don’t like u
Flynn: darn
*a while later*
Makayla: I like Flynn now
Flynn: FUCK YES. Wanna go out?
Makayla: sure
Nic: erin do u like me?
Erin: no
Nic: *dies Inside* well I like u
Erin: do u like?
Nic: I like u
Erin:... :O
*few months later after talking all the time*
Erin: I’m falling for u
Nic: holy fuck
Erin:...
Nic: wanna go out
Erin: sure
*they all live happy ever after, and they are sometime awkward but they are all getting closer*
All: we should hang out n Albany
Erin: triple date ;)
Caitlin: I like max
Max: wanna go out?
Caitlin: YES
Flynn: I like makayla
Makayla: sorry i don’t like u
Flynn: darn
*a while later*
Makayla: I like Flynn now
Flynn: FUCK YES. Wanna go out?
Makayla: sure
Nic: erin do u like me?
Erin: no
Nic: *dies Inside* well I like u
Erin: do u like?
Nic: I like u
Erin:... :O
*few months later after talking all the time*
Erin: I’m falling for u
Nic: holy fuck
Erin:...
Nic: wanna go out
Erin: sure
*they all live happy ever after, and they are sometime awkward but they are all getting closer*
All: we should hang out n Albany
Erin: triple date ;)
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