Food Jewed

When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.

We were at Applebees the other day and Joe food jewed me. He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by vulgarqt May 9, 2018

Jesse Jew

A Jew that hates his own kind and is a Jesse.

Hey I’m not Jewish

Oh so ur a Jesse Jew?

by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022

fornicating jew

Someone who does not give up srx easily. Being miser with the sex.

My girlfriend is such a fornicating jew now that I never get laid.

by Makanana310 July 12, 2021

jew buckle

A penny pinching flobert

That man is such a Jew buckle

by Complexly unlucky December 31, 2013

jew-attack

When a jew assaults you by stealing your pension and invests them in S&P 500.

Yeah i got jew-attacked by Mads last week, now i'm gonna loose custody of my daughter.

by BubberDucky1187 January 10, 2020

Jew dripping

The action that follows after filling your gas tank up and then proceeding to lift the hose up to get every last drop of gas

Thomas: why do you always lift the hose up like that

Mason: I’m jew dripping cunt

by Thomassruth0825 May 6, 2018

Jew Jugs

Massive Jewish female tits to compliment the massive Jewish female nose.

Hey man did you see those Jew Jugs!?

by analblasphemy October 3, 2023