Shit Wizard

A person who has the uncanny ability to create a shit storm (drama) out of nothing.

My sister is a real shit wizard.

by randumnumber May 2, 2011

shit roulettee

when college students goto pizza buffet night, drink lots of beer, then drive around town until one of them shit his/her pants.

I'm glad it wasn't my car we played shit roulettee in, because that Cici"s Pizza shit really stinks.

by shitman October 1, 2006

shit tank

When you take a crap in someone's toilet tank. Usually done at a party so no one can figure out who did it.

Synonomous with Upper Deck

Dude, last night I got so drunk at this party that I gave some guy a shit tank.

by gilbo95 March 8, 2008

shit mate

shit mate is what you say when you are surprised to one of your friends.

Michaela: i saw barnsey last night.
Ashleigh: shit mate

by titsmageekayzee February 21, 2009

Milky Shit

When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.

Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."

by CMaggieS November 29, 2016

shit pouch

Another name for your mouth because of all the crap that comes out of it.

Why don't you keep that shit pouch of yours closed because you don't know what you're talking about.

by Hawks17 November 28, 2015

Shit trip

A never ending trip full of shit circumstances

This is such a shit trip

by Kpoe August 26, 2018