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Shit the couch

When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.
"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"

"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"
by pinohkio December 18, 2011
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Infinity Shit

When you take a shit and then you take so long to wipe all it clean that it feels like the entire shit was for inifnity
Person 1: ‘Hey, what took you so long?’
Person 2: ‘Sorry, I was wrapped up doing an Infinity Shit’
by Jed08 February 28, 2019
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shits in suits

Politicians, lawmakers, judges, all sorts of authority. Fuck them, and fuck the law.
The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.
by lovepostpunk October 4, 2013
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horizontal shit

A shit that is horizontal.

A horizontal shit is essentially a turd that turned sideways while still inside the rectum, forcing it to come out horizontally, often rupturing the anus in the process. It often occurs when one has to keep themselves from defecating for extended periods of time.
"damn man, yesterday I had a horizontal shit so bad it made my ass look like the Japanese flag"
by LongWangChang September 3, 2016
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Shit in a Boot

The class of restaurants found in Collegetown in Ithaca, New York. They are all over-priced restaurants where you could serve cheap, second-hand leather boots from the south, with cow shit, and the students there would not be able to tell the difference.
Hey, I just went to CTB, and picked up this awesome wrap.

Dude, your carrying shit in a boot.
by man.lex October 29, 2009
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Shit Wizard

A person who has the uncanny ability to create a shit storm (drama) out of nothing.
by randumnumber May 2, 2011
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alcohol shit

When after a night of heavy drinking your shit is like 50% pure vodka
After the last night i had the worst alcohol shit ever, the whole bathroom smelled like vodka.
by krbji July 6, 2016
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