granola fucker

a term used to describe modern day hippies and hippie movement revivalists.

hippie: Hey earth brah, wanna sign my petition to legalize marijuana?
guy 1: I'll sign, but only cuz I like my weed. Now go take a shower, you stank-ass granola fucker!!

by Son of Stone July 8, 2010

fine mother fucker

hot girl; pretty looking women

damn bitch, yous a fine motherfucker

by Anonymous December 4, 2002

pud pullin' monkey fucker

A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by giving him the reach around completely free of charge.

Bob: Hey, where's our team mascot, Funky the spunky monkey?
Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that pud pullin' monkey fucker.

by kingmarki December 10, 2006

daddy fucker

Opposite of Mother Fucker

You Dirty Daddy Fucker!!

by SlasheR September 26, 2003

god fucker

one who has sexual intercourse with a deity in order to good fortune; also used in a manner to piss off religious people

You are a god damn god fucker.

by Gerald February 27, 2005

bellybutton fucker

when one is fat enough that the bellybutton is surrounded in fat and belly button has enough fat surrounding it for it to become large enough to stick a penis into the hole and fuck it.

i don't know if i am fucking a vagina or a bellybutton but it feels damn good... i am a bellybutton fucker

by smashedflat January 12, 2008

pleb fucker

the copulate ( exersise sexual activites) with a hawking (retard).

" sam chapple you could technically call me a pleb fucker... well only because i shaged your mum

by joe hillman March 16, 2004