Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!
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Mauve Girl Summer

Think living your best life… but better. Absolutely zero fucks given. Covid? Don’t know her. Thriving? Middle name. Play pen? Second home. Lover boys for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert. This is the ultimate peak. Often dreamed about but never achieved.
Did you see that girl last night? She’s having a mauve girl summer.

Damn, I wish I was having a mauve girl summer.
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Mauve Girl Summer

Think living your best life… but better. Absolutely zero fucks given. Covid? Don’t know her. Thriving? Middle name. Play pen? Second home. Lover boys for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert. This is the ultimate peak. Often dreamed about but never achieved.
Did you see that girl last night? She’s having a mauve girl summer.

Damn, I wish I was having a mauve girl summer.
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how we coming this summer

Hey Sammy how we coming this summer
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Summer day

The day in which we celebrate whatever summer did recently or sumtin like dat
Summer: "I can't put down the cup"

Everyone: "so profound..."

Summer day
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Summer day

The day in which we celebrate whatever summer has done recently
Summer: "I can't put down the cup"

Everyone: "profound..."

I hate summer day
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Summer Teich

Summer is the prettiest girl in the world. If you ever saw her at a party all of the guys would fight over her. Everyone loves and cherishes her. When someone see's Summer they automatically want to be her friend. You're feeling sad, go to Summer. You think you look bad, go to Summer, she'll be honest. Summer is a very pretty girl but the guys that like her don't live near her, and the guys that she likes don't like her. But still, Summer wakes up every morning with a big smile on her face, ready to get through another day.
Niklaus Mikaelson - Woah, Stefan who is that girl!
Stefan Salvatore - That's Summer Teich haven't you heard of her, she's the prettiest girl in the world.
Kol Mikaelson - I wanna marry that girl
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