quif pizza

when two people are having sex and multiple quifs come out in a row

Damn girl that was just a quif pizza you had right there.

by Mark Twains a dickweed December 18, 2008

pizza smoothie

Recipe invented by moi:
1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.
Not to be confused with pizza juice.

Pizza smoothie... who would willingly eat such a thing? I only invented it because I accidently invented pizza juice and thought it should have a smoothie to go with it. What shall I invent next? A pizza milkshake???

by Goldfish United! March 1, 2009

pizza and chill

"Pizza and chill" is a term for collegiants who will get together in their dorm to eat and then have sexual interactions.

Jakob came to my room for pizza and chill last night...slept great at the end of it.

by Dance for you October 22, 2015

pizza pai

Comes from Japanese pai zuri. it is titty fucking a girl. Its just a cute way of saying pai zuri. It is mostly used among the young hip Harajuku girls.

Yuko's tits were so small, Jerry couldnt give her a pizza pai even if he wanted to.

by David in Tokyo July 11, 2006

pizza-men

semen tastes like delicious pizza

"my man is a pizza-men!!!!"

by csvdbnjh May 25, 2009

pizza haircut

An entirely unique, extremely disturbing hairstyle whose existence and appearance are ambiguous at best. The first such haircut was observed on the person of Casey of Columbus AKA Nalani AKA Calisa.

Oh man, don't remind me of my pizza haircut. I want to forget that.

by Azhruwi January 31, 2004

pizza pillows

The fine breasts of an Italian woman.

The Food Network's Giada De Laurentiis has great pizza pillows.

I would love to feel Monica Bellucci's pizza pillows.

I'm not a fan of Mario Batali's James Gandolfini's man pizza pillows.

by Milton Street '08 October 26, 2007