im gonna touch an guitar in your head

complete nonsense

Eric: You're drunk, go home.
Javier: JFIF, *burp* you home, go drun- *burp* im gonna touch an guitar in your head you *dies*
Eric: o ok

by aaronehhh July 31, 2016

Swagged out till your bags out

to be confident and not know. your walking around knowing people want you or want to be like you.

also it means not giving a fuck

your in a club dacing crazy and talk to anyone one this is an example of swagged out till your bags out

you fail an exam but are unfazed.

by VOwns March 19, 2013

I am just jerking your horse

Similar to the phrase "I am just jerking your chain". This phrase is said after you let someone know that what you said previous to the phrase itself was simply in jest, and you were trying to get a rise out of them.
Many confuse this phrase to mean the sexual pleasing of a horse with one's hand. However it refers to the jerking of the reins of the horse.

Sam: Holy shit, Thomas you better get outside someone is towing your car.

Thomas: Oh fuck!

*Thomas runs out, comes back a minute later*

Thomas: What the hell man! My car is fine.

Sam: Relax man I am just jerking your horse, plus I wanted your spot on the couch.

by L K-9 May 2, 2016

Shut your skin tone chicken bone

A series of insults that will make any person regret coming into this plane of existense.

Friend: Ur mum gae

You: man shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student lone indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormona post malone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone ass up...

by YourAvgGuy September 27, 2023

Got the whole tree up your ass

Much like the definition of “stick up your ass,” this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.

You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... you’ve got the whole tree up your ass!

by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020

Snap my foot off in your ass

A term used when an ass kicking is needed or general motivation, it means the kick I am about to give you your posterior will be of such force that my foot will snap at the ankle and remain lodged there for the rest of time

If you don't get out of bed I'm gonna snap my foot off in your ass

by kolakommando May 6, 2018

National Whip Out Your Dick Day

“April 23rd”

You whip out your dick infront of your crush, sibling or friend on April 23rd

It’s national whip out your dick day you guys

by Steven Hawking101 May 29, 2018