shiny haired boy

A very stuck up boy with nice hair, and you know how most boys desks are not neat, well a Shiny haired boys desk is very neat. Many girls, especially ones with the name of Isabella, Bella or Anaya will have dreams about him or fantasize about his hair. If you find any boys like this I recommend that you instantly run away because they will blind u with their hair.

Oh my god, that guy is such a shiny haired boy.

by ILOVECHICKENNUGGETSSOMUCH!@#$% April 12, 2019

Johnny boy

A lonely little man who tries to make students laugh but really all they laugh about is the bald spot in the back of his head. He thinks he is smarter than everyone but has the intellectual capacity of a left tescticle. Stupid prick
-Yours truly ÄD

Student: Do you know Johnny boy
AD: yeah that wasteman is some different breed of dickhead

by AD_loose April 14, 2019

Paper Boying

The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.

Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019

Wetback Boy

A racial slur used against Mexicans.

Angelo is Mexican so therefore he is a wetback boy.

by 4um8 April 15, 2019

little boy E

ethan. the most amazing guy to ever exist?? i agree. it's impossible to not love him, but it's best if you back up. everything about him is so perfect, even his flaws. he's perhaps also the cutest guy out there. he always act so tough, but truth is that he has a heart that's so fragile. he is soft, very soft and it's so adorable. no one would ever want to break his precious heart. especially keyo, her heart is like connected to his.

ethan: breathes

keyo: fuck you now i'm soft

little boy E 🥺

by ethan's stalker, keyo April 16, 2019

Van boy

Someone who radiates small dick energy to be honest.

Omg he's such a van boy

by Caitlin__newell April 17, 2019

runny boy

A corona beer in a glass bottle

“Hey man, want me to grab us a couple runny boys?”

by Roadrunner.widow April 17, 2019