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Could you help me find something?

A question asked to a strange Women or Man in a SuperMarket as a way to break the ice.
Excuss me, "Could you help me find something?"... I was searching for something to say when I walked past you...
by yourwanting1 September 30, 2011
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fuck off chelsea you ain't got no history

A saying used in a council estate known as 'Liverpool', to suggest that their football team is still worth playing for.

Liverpool is a football team, who had a lot of success in the 70's and 80's, but as of late, has won nothing, and the dust is starting to gather in their trophy cabinet.

It is also noted, that the history 'Scousers' often refer to, also includes getting English teams banned from the European Cup between 1986-1990, because of their involvement in the Haysel tragedy, in 1985.
Bin Dipper: "Fuck off chelsea you ain't got no history"

Chelsea Fan: "Actually, we have 106 years of History, but more importantly, we have a future, and we have your Torres!"

Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand, and you'll never work, again, you'll neeeee-verrrr work, again
by KTBFFH February 21, 2011
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Why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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I herd you liek your profile picture

Phrase. Can only be used in the instance were someone on a social networking site has a Mudkip as their profile picture.
Person 1: I herd you liek Mudkipz.
Person 2: No, "I herd you liek your profile picture" should be used in this instance you noob.
by Mcxtreme November 18, 2010
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why tf am I friends with you ppl

why Jayden just why
why tf am I friends with you ppl :p
by Dickweed63748 December 2, 2019
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Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.
Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019
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I’ll buy you ribs and we’ll call it even

Owing someone a large amount of money and offering a much lower then valued payback
Flinn owed Matt a large amount of money and stated “ I’ll buy you ribs and we’ll call it even?”
by Dowstreet March 13, 2020
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