Uncle Pedro

An uncle who normally owns a van and gets all da girlz but prefers kids from ages 8-14

Girl 1: OMG JAKE BABAJEWS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 2: Ya he's really hot but he's an Uncle Pedro. He touchin' dem kids...

by Fnxdjljsjlndtykvsarhjbf January 27, 2018

uncle-huy

1 a person with a flat back who enjoys working out two to three hours at a time with his buttt-buddy Steve to ever tighten their booty, generally harmless except for the excessive usage of the word nigga. 2 sexual deviant with a lust for young gilrs, preferably japanese pedophile

Yeah! God damn it uncle-huy! Tighter! Tighter!!!

Uncle-huy, no~ please don't touch me there...

by Jamesy32 January 20, 2004

son of a monkey's uncle

an expression of frustration, anger, disappointment

"Son of a monkey's uncle! This tape wont work!"

by Rachel Clark August 18, 2006

Bob's Your Uncle

Things are easy. Historyically, comes from when you are related to victorian Royalty. Specifically, Robert Cecil.

Don't like your position in life, get your things, head to the castle, and (remember) Bob's your Uncle.

by andy1234 May 08, 2007

Bob's your uncle

All will be well or simple as that.

You go and ask for the job -- and he remembers your name -- and Bob's your uncle.

by Brian August 26, 2003

Uncle Sloppy Sam

A sexual act in which a person gives a blowjob while humming the U.S. national anthem.

Man: Give this soldier an "Uncle Sloppy Sam"!
Soldier: What the hell is that?
Man: It's where he gives you a handjob...with his mouth while humming the national anthem!

by TontoTheScalper May 03, 2011

uncle bagel crisp

the sexual act of giving a handjob with the circle of a bagel while thrusting potato chips into the giver of the handjob's anus/vagina while both participants are dressed like a creepy uncle or a camp counselor

Bob was very surprised by his dates enthusiasm as she gave him an uncle bagel crisp

by Nate Schultzie February 19, 2011