that's too deep!

Three words any and every creature with a sentient mind capable of self recognition in the form of pride, and a penis wants to hear.

Tony and Annie were getting hot and heavy one night on the couch, and she said..."Oh God, that's too deep!" Tony simply smiled.

by HamiltonHamSquares July 10, 2017

Too Much Too soon

Martin Ødegaard

Martin Ødegaard was a brilliant footballer that was given too much too soon.

by Alright La! December 06, 2021

too rights

An expression that GREATLY differs from the term "too right" and is instead used to emphasise a great achievement, circumstance or occurrence with double the excitement and appreciation.

"No way you've just done that hahahaha too rights!"

by ehomure June 02, 2022

Too money

Too money: too gaudy, unapologetically riche hood.

Too money is the bridge between ratchet and bourgeois.

"'To the World' is too money, Kanye's a fucking try hard

"Bob wanted to make it rain Olde English after finals, but that's way too money for me. I don't fuck with malt liquor."

by Gurkman March 28, 2013

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

Not All But Too Many

A term for when you're talking in general about a group of people to make sure you don't come off as a bigot

Not all but too many white people are racist and culturally insensitive

by EmJayee November 08, 2018

Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.

Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!

by DroppingBOWS October 02, 2014