It's too hard

Ooooh. It's too hard to resist temptation. That's your explanation. It's too hard not to manipulate your clients into fucking you and you would do the same if given the opportunity. That's the take away.
Hym "Ha! 'It's too hard' he says. There are studies on this actually. Men are approached by women and propositioned for sex and accept at a higher rate then women. David Buss cited it. But they still declined like 70% of the time. So I don't think it's THAT hard that you can say that you're not particularly weak. And as I've said before, if I had a fat cock, women WOULD be throwing themselves at me. That's what they do. That's literally how short-term reproductive interactions work. And I'm better looking than you. And a genius. And I'm pretty sure my guy fucked your daughter. 'You would do it too if you could!' Hahaha! Imagine if I said that? Maybe not Andy but IF not Andy then definitely Tristan. I refuse to accept that my victory isn't complete. And I'm pretty sure I've resisted raping and murdering. I'm actually KNOWN FOR THAT EXPLICITLY. "
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A few strange noises made by the mouth of a man with 11 toes.
It will go somewhere along the lines of Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh.
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But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"
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Too much volcano

The greatest song of all time. It makes you tear up every time you listen to it because of how moving it is. Truly of the most magnificent masterpieces since Beethoven.
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too cool

when someone is too cool they are just too cool
yo that girl yzabella is just too cool!
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Too bent

Ricky: yo that man nick had too much to drink, he’s too bent.
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Ego Is A Too Much Thing

It's in, side
It's in the back
The front
No it's in the back
No it's in the front
No it's in the back
They shoved it in the back
They put it in the back
All the love in the back in the back
All the love in the back
Get in the back boy

And they call it your subconscious

Remember Freud
In the front is your computer
And I call him

Old ego is a too much thing
Old ego is a too much thing
He'll make you fool yourself
You'll think you're somebody else
They got the whole subway train
Makes you want to jump on up there an' fight
And you can't stand left to your right
He'll make you lie
Make you cheat
Jus' so you won't be beat
He'll make you get on outta sight
You get afraid you gonna, act like a clown
And you get mad when somebody puts you down

Your heart's a-pumpin' and you pan-heart's a-jumpin'
Look out ego is a too much thing
When everything seems goin' so fine
Old ego puts itself on a bind
Your cert'ty turns to doubt
Then you start flippin' out
Then you ease on out of your mind
by Death Menace February 10, 2023
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